"Karaoke time! Now taking requests"

You say you want an Olympic medal? Let me tell you a story! Once upon a time there was a rebellious kid they called "Chunky",......

"Announcing my newest business venture - sure to get kids interested in my sport - the 'Learn to Speed Skate with Apolo' birthday party theme!"

And 5-6-7-8 Seriously people it’s not that hard!!

I'm just a humble skater. The most medaled American athlete of the Olympic Winter Games? Oh, that......

"OF COURSE ILL BE BACK IN 2014"!!!!

This year we've decided to celebrate the fourth of July a little early :)

Everybody just try your best!!

You're so amazing Apolo!

Keep reching for the STARS everyone!!!!

i like this photo

Do I like older women? Well of course I love them!

Okay, now everybody, "Happy Birthday to you..."!

Me? Run for President? We'll see. :)

5 hours later..."Yeah and that's how I won my 8 medals, eliminated obesity, and established world peace...who's up for lunch?"

you are the best and we are so pround of you.

What more can I say? You all know that I've done my best on this journey and that I am awesome!

Thank you so much for supporting me on this journey. This might be then end, but it might not be. I at least know you will see me in Sochi. I just don't know if I'll have my skates or not.

"Will Bri O'Leary please raise her hand? The limo is waiting for us....."

And the rocket's red glare...

There was a man in Nantucket...

I am the Batman.

I would like a 2nd opinion on that DQ, please!

Will the real chunky please stand up?

Will someone please give me a bowl of awesomesauce to go w/ the balloons? kthnxbai

So, wont you come fly w/ me on the Ohnolicious mobile?

Who ever drives the Lexus you left your lights on!

Thank you Alaska Airlines for Recognizing and Supporting Apolo, he is True Champion. It's companies like Alaska Airlines that make The USA a Great Nation.

...99 dreams I have had. In every one a red balloon. It's all over and I'm standing pretty. In this dust that was a city...

Using these balloons I will now demonstrate exactly why Pamela Anderson will be too top heavy to successfully compete on Dancing with the Stars.

Who's up for a dance off?

So who's ready to get on the plane with me?

I the "oh no" kid do declare...you will always love the eye candy you see here...! Ta Da ...for my next feat of accomplishment...Birthdays...dancing...Hopelessly devoted to you! ON SKATES NO DOUBT! COULD YOU SING A BIRTHDAY SONG TO MY DAUGHTER "22" ON 03-12-2010? Why I do believe you are already! thanks Apolo! Her names Aariel...

HAWAII VIA ALASKA; THE ONLY WAY TO GO !

I conquered Dancing with the Stars. American Idol, here I come!

8 balloons for each of my 8 gold medals...now which one of these should I inhale first? Wait: Yawn!!

8 balloons for each of my 8 gold medals...now which one of these should I inhale first? Wait: Yawn!!

The baloons? Oh yeah, they came from the President of South Korea with a note that read: "Thank you for not competing in 2014".

"Up... Up and away'ay in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon"

Come on, it must be someones birthday in this room

*sings* "All the single ladies...(all the single ladies)...You put your hands up!"

*sings* "All the single ladies...(all the single ladies)...You put your hands up!"

Actually, i'm not the real Apollo Ono, I just stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night!

These balloons are amazing!

Ok Folks! Our next number is B19. . .

Well you say you want the best, Well here i am !!!!

"You want me to do what in 2014?!!"

So, who thinks I'll be a great broadcaster for the next Olympics?!

Umm, the balloons? Ohh yaa the balloons, well, actually, you see, theyre to make up for the medal I didnt get.

"Yeah, it's been one of those days... low flow shower head."

The watch we have for sale today is a limited edition timex.........

"...and I'd like to thank my sponsors at..."

yes, i am going to meet maryjo perez;)

"Well everybody looks like I'm going to Hawaii"

You can rise faster and better than any balloon by making it happen with commitment, consistency and belief in yourself!

What more can I say?... God Bless America!

Apolo for president!

..and thats the story on medal 5.

I am very excited about co-hosting the next Olympics along side Bob Costas!!!

Celebrating the life force of giving and receiving.

Wow, I would like to thank Alaskan Airlines, for adding to my ability to feel what it is like to fly around the country at light speed in another way besides the feeling of skatin at the speed of light , by putting my likeness on their plane...

i am happy! thanks for every one of my single fans!

Raise your hand if you are the person stalking me..

What do you mean, when you took your Dayquil, you didn't feel like an Olympian? And when you took your night shirt off you didn't have your Team USA gear? What can I say, Results may vary?

if your happy and you know it raise your hand! if your sexy and you know it raise your hand! if your apolo and amazing and you really want to show it, if your me and have a soul patch raise your hand! :]

Yes, I have 8 Olympic medals, but let's give it up for these pretty balloons!

Apolo taking to his fans about the Olympics!

I know, I look different off the ice but it is me!

You can rise faster and better than any balloon with 8zone.

Where's Helen? She's the winner of the trip to Hawaii with me. Here she comes now congratulations

Seriously though folks, I really did have a speech written on my hand.

Well, they're round, filled with air..No, not the judge's head...They are red, white, and blue. They float. No, not me either, but I did after medal number 8. Yes, they are balloons! Prize to the lady in the front row....

"Feellll-ings, whoa whoa whoa, feelings"...

Thanks kids for coming to my party, Chucky Cheese will be out in a minute with the pizza....

You are probably thinking how can I be so famous and yet so humble and caring to other people and children? Well I might have won 8 medals this year at the Winter Olympics and Dancing With the Stars but I am focused on helping the next generation to come,which is you!

I would like to introduce you to my friend, MR. Smiley Ballon, unfortuantly he's shy so he is hiding. He likes the color purple, and me.

Olympic medals, Dancing trophy, now on win to "AMERICAN IDOL!"

*singing* Come FLYYYY with MEEE, come FLYYY, come FLYYY AWAAAAAAAY!

*singing* Come FLYYYY with MEEE, come FLYYY, come FLYYY AWAAAAAAAY!

"If you can see it, you can be it"

Now boarding all MVP and MVP Golds......

Balloons Away

"I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation!"

hes like "Well i just love my biggest fan Lee-Anna soo much!" thats meee:D!!!!!!

"...and on the eigth day,sitting on that beach in the pouring rain, i made my decision and called my dad..."

you see this watch I have will be on sale right now going once going twice sold to that weird guy with the Mohawk oh and the balloons are included

Oh-no! I forgot my bandana!

Dare to Endeavor...

Apolo Ohno at his reception upon his triumphant return from the Vancouver Winter Olympics, "I made a move on the inside. I had my hand up just to make sure the guy didn't come into me. One second he was there and the next he was gone. What can I say? It's just the nature of the sport."

Let's go, My way!

Of course, I have my own plane!

Put your left arm in, you put your left arm out, you put your left arm in and you shake it all about and you do the Apolo Ohno with all of your might!

THANKYOU FOR THE PLANE!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone can do something that makes you happy. No one can take that amazing gift away from you. You may not get to the point where you wanted to get, but at least you got within the level of AMAZINGNESS. It all depends on how hard you push yourself, and how you judge your achievements. PUSH IT TO THE LIMITS and have NO REGRETS!

"The Olympics and Presidential elections come along every 4 years. Coincidence? I'm announcing my candidacy for President of the United States of America... Who's with me!?"

"And so I threw my hands up in the air and asked, 'Where do I find that Korean barbeque joint?'"

Speed skating has flown me towards the highest stars! What a ride!

Balloons are nice, but where's my crown!

in answer to "what are you going to do now???" i am going to Maui ! ! ! !

Grap a ballon...and come fly with me on Alaska Airlines.

...and thats why the chicken came first!

Thank you! And then I wrote.....

"I know the balloon thing worked in "UP" but I really think I'd rather fly in an Alaskan Airlines plane."

I had a dream, That 1day I would become the most decorated winter Olympian of all time! I had a dream, that 1day I would help thousands of little 1s all over the world 2 make healthier food choices and 2 always keep active! I had a dream!!!

Please, Simon, give me another chance on next week's American Idol!

How fast an Apolo become MVP Gold on Alaska :-)